I think my vagina is haunted
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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