we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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