T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So vagazzling was a success
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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