so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This is classic penis vs brain.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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