there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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