Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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