Church boner. Awkwardddd
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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