R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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