at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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