Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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