I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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