But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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