Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
