therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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