We're like a lot better than the average bears
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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