Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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