I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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