I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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