I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I need water and some morals
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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