i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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