Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I don't think brook has ever known best
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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