pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
tell me about the fingering
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