She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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