Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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