Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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