i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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