Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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