Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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