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I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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