Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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