I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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