i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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