THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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