is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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