Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
But we have bathrooms and they dont