So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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