You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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