So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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