you guys were way drunker than both of me
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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