Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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