Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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