i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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