I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
