cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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