"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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