I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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