i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my sisters under your porch take her home
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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