you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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