My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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