I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
