My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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