OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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