They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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