Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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